...work. puppy. boyfriend....

It's been awhile. Here goes the update...keepin it simple as to not bore you...


Work is going well!! Publications is a busy, but fun world. I get to play in photoshop all day and get paid for it. Also get to talk to REALLY sweet subscribers and advertisers...most of them from the south. The best calls are those asking to renew their "perscription"...or when they want to talk to the registration department, they ask for "restoration"...intelligence at it's finest, folks!!


Scouty boy goes to the vet on monday to get his manhood chopped off. Poor thing..doesn't even know what he's in for. And fyi - you know it's time for your puppy to be neutered when he and his mother ummmm, er, enjoy pleasure lick each other inappropriately. Momma dog is in heat right now....let's just say it's not a good mix with a testosterone filled little puppy. It's also a great time when the scary, wolf-like german sheppard neighbor(Scout's dad) decides it's a good idea to scratch at boyfriend's front door to get in. I'm not one to be scared of any dog..no matter the breed, size, whatever...but this dog is scaaaaary. One day in the fall, when I was outside playing with all the puppies, the wolf was sitting across the yard just sitting, watching. I started talking doggie/baby talk to him like I do with all dogs aaaand nothin.  No reponse. Ya know, most dogs perk their ears, turn their head, run with glee to come see me(I've even had some pee a little)....not him, no sirry. He just sat and stared. Such a creeper!! Anyways, last weekend we came home to find him sitting on the front door step. Thankfully, boyfriend isn't scared of him and got out to yell at him. The next day, the wolf visits became more frequent. Boyfriend got the great idea to shoot bottle rockets out the door(don't worry PETA I was there to make sure he wouldn't hit the wolf, because just like you folks, i think animals should be treated well...even if they do want to get into boyfriend's dog's pants and are weird creepers....but a little loud noise to get him away from the front door never hurt) but it didn't work and he was gone by the time boyfriend got everything ready. Needless to say, all dogs that aren't fixed are annoying, which is why Scouty Bud will be visiting the vet on Monday.